seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

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fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via pizza)

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

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asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

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